Directors
Director
Life’s a draft; don’t fear revision.
Assistant Director
Revision is always the
Administrative Assistant
Administrative Assistant
Live your life in real time.
Undergraduate Tutors
English ’19
I overslept today, and in life.
English & Classics ’20
I’m usually trading sleep for Netflix.
Autism Behavioral Studies ’19
Lost but in the right direction.
English ’20
I’d rather feel everything than nothing.
Marketing/English ’18
Life essentials: music, coffee, books, Wawa.
English ’19
Always carrying more books than necessary.
Music ’20
In this world, not of it.
English ’18
Stylin’ and Profilin’, Suburu Forester Drivin’.
English ’18
I would like more words, please.
English ’20
The book or the movie? The–
English ’18
I fall in love with everything.
English ’18
Human version of a golden retriever.
Philosophy ’18
Strength comes in many different forms.
Political Science ’19
Ask me about my bowling shoes.
Psychology ’19
I am a work in progress.
Business Administration ’18
Without question, Tom Brady is innocent.
Psychology ’18
Sorry, my eyebrows made me late.
Comm Studies/English ’18
Embracing boredom: It is becoming extinct.
Comm Studies ’19
Writing eagerly encouraged, spoilers strictly discouraged.
English/Professional Writing ’19
I’m 80% caffeine and 20% bookworm.
Political Science ’18
I have an opinion about that.
English ’19
I can’t see without my glasses.
Finance ’18
I run to think about nothing.
International Relations ’18
Hip Hop, Smash Bros., Pop Tarts.
English ’19
Not to be confused with Spinner.
Psychology ’18
Work for progress, not for perfection.
English/Psychology ’19
The reason we can’t use pens.
Business Admin/English ’19
My story is as unfinished as…
Psychology/English ’18
We’re all stories in the end.
Economics ’18
We fall to pick ourselves up.
Graduate Tutors
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Be open, raw and honest anyway.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Drive it like you stole it.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Cluttered shelves and half-empty mugs.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
In your difference you’ll find strength.
Receptionists
Food Marketing ’19
Is there going to be food?
Comm Studies ’18
My life motto: eat dessert first.
Financial Planning ’19
I toss mints at my friends.
Chemical Biology ’20
The letter Q is so dumb.
IHS ’19
Pinterest enthusiast and avid sports fan.
Political Science ’19
Passions include coffee and the Constitution.
Risk Mgmt./Economics ’20
To the window to the wall.
Auxiliary Staff
Lion King, cornbread, pasta, Elton John, bubbles, fruit snacks
Pizza, target, teenage mutant ninja turtles, basketball, singing and dancing
Silly, funny, giggling, cheese, nice, jumping
Singing, Mac and cheese, dancing, dogs, coffee
Basketball, baseball, blue, dogs, tennis, Diet Coke