Directors
Director
Life’s a draft; don’t fear revision.
Assistant Director
Revision is always the
Administrative Assistant
Administrative Assistant
Live your life in real time.
Undergraduate Tutors
English ’20
I’d rather feel everything than nothing.
English & Classics ’20
I’m usually trading sleep for Netflix.
English ’20
The book or the movie? The–
Music ’20
In this world, not of it.
English ’21
I am not so easily summarized.
English & Economics ’21
Be compassionate, work hard, cry often.
Psychology & English ’21
“Drives a Prius, I can see it.”
International Business & Marketing ’20
Your local Seinfeld enthusiast.
Linguistics & TESOL ’21
Do all things with kindness.
Entertainment Marketing ’21
My Starbucks order sounds uncomfortably pretentious.
Accounting & Finance ’21
Be yourself, work hard, have fun.
Communication Studies ’21
International Relations & English ’21
The world is loud. Be louder.
Finance & Business Intelligence ’20
Spice up your life, eat jalapenos.
English & Music Theater ’21
Probably crying over videos of dogs.
Communication Studies & English ’20
Harry Potter is actually my biography.
Communication Studies ’20
I want to meet your dog.
Graduate Tutors
Writing Studies ’20
Drive it like you stole it.
Education ’20
Nothing will ever be the same.
Receptionists
Risk Mgmt./Economics ’20
To the window to the wall.
English ’23
Biology & English ’21
We only aspire to become Cher.
English & Secondary Education ’20
Eat more plants, do better stuff.
Undecided Social Science ’23
International Relations ’21
Food Marketing ’21
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
English ’20
Education ’23
“Thank you five! Thank you places!”
Chemical Biology ’20
The letter Q is so dumb.
Criminal Justice ’20
You are surrounded by divine guidance.
Political Science & English ’22
Fueled by good books and coffee.
Undecided Business ’22
Yes, I know guac is extra.
Accounting ’23
Classical Studies ’23
Everyone has a story within them.
Auxiliary Staff
Lion King, cornbread, pasta, Elton John, bubbles, fruit snacks
Pizza, target, teenage mutant ninja turtles, basketball, singing and dancing
Silly, funny, giggling, cheese, nice, jumping
Singing, Mac and cheese, dancing, dogs, coffee
Basketball, baseball, blue, dogs, tennis, Diet Coke