Directors
Interim Director, Spring 2019
Director
Life’s a draft; don’t fear revision.
Assistant Director
Revision is always the
Administrative Assistant
Administrative Assistant
Live your life in real time.
Undergraduate Tutors
English ’19
I overslept today, and in life.
English ’19
Haiku: Debate Kid, Antipredestinarian, Transcendentalist.
English ’20
I’d rather feel everything than nothing.
English & Classics ’20
I’m usually trading sleep for Netflix.
Political Science ’19
Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and rhetoric.
English ’20
The book or the movie? The–
Comm Studies ’19
Writing eagerly encouraged, spoilers strictly discouraged.
Music ’20
In this world, not of it.
English ’19
Always carrying more books than necessary.
Philosophy ’21
Never stray from the way.
English ’19
I can’t see without my glasses.
English ’21
I am not so easily summarized.
Business Admin/English ’19
My story is as unfinished as…
English & Economics ’21
Be compassionate, work hard, cry often.
Psychology & English ’21
“Drives a Prius, I can see it.”
International Business & Marketing ’20
Your local Seinfeld enthusiast.
Linguistics & TESOL ’21
Do all things with kindness.
Autism Behavioral Studies ’19
Lost but in the right direction.
English ’19
I’m proof that Central Jersey exists.
Entertainment Marketing ’21
My Starbucks order sounds uncomfortably pretentious.
Accounting & Finance ’21
Be yourself, work hard, have fun.
Communication Studies ’21
English ’19
Hopeless romantic with books and coffee.
International Relations & English ’21
The world is loud. Be louder.
Finance & Business Intelligence ’20
Spice up your life, eat jalapenos.
English & Music Theater ’21
Probably crying over videos of dogs.
Psychology ’19
I am a work in progress.
English/Psychology ’19
The reason we can’t use pens.
Communication Studies & English ’20
Harry Potter is actually my biography.
English & Secondary Education ’20
Eat more plants, do better stuff.
Graduate Tutors
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Be open, raw and honest anyway.
Graduate Experimental Psychology
Haba na haba, hujaza kibaba.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Drive it like you stole it.
Graduate Psychology
Glass ceilings become windows with views.
Graduate Experimental Psychology
The best versions are performed live.
Graduate Experimental Psychology
Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Not failure, but low aim is sin.
Receptionists
Food Marketing ’19
Is there going to be food?
Financial Planning ’19
I toss mints at my friends.
Chemical Biology ’20
The letter Q is so dumb.
IHS ’19
Pinterest enthusiast and avid sports fan.
Political Science ’19
Passions include coffee and the Constitution.
Risk Mgmt./Economics ’20
To the window to the wall.
Food Marketing ’21
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Communication Studies ’20
I want to meet your dog.
Biology & English ’21
We only aspire to become Cher.
Elementary Education ’19
It sounded better in my head.
Auxiliary Staff
Lion King, cornbread, pasta, Elton John, bubbles, fruit snacks
Pizza, target, teenage mutant ninja turtles, basketball, singing and dancing
Silly, funny, giggling, cheese, nice, jumping
Singing, Mac and cheese, dancing, dogs, coffee
Basketball, baseball, blue, dogs, tennis, Diet Coke