Directors
Director
Life’s a draft; don’t fear revision.
Assistant Director
Revision is always the
Administrative Assistant
Administrative Assistant
Live your life in real time.
Undergraduate Tutors
English ’20
I’d rather feel everything than nothing.
English & Classics ’20
I’m usually trading sleep for Netflix.
English ’20
The book or the movie? The–
Music ’20
In this world, not of it.
Philosophy ’21
Never stray from the way.
English ’21
I am not so easily summarized.
English & Economics ’21
Be compassionate, work hard, cry often.
Psychology & English ’21
“Drives a Prius, I can see it.”
International Business & Marketing ’20
Your local Seinfeld enthusiast.
Linguistics & TESOL ’21
Do all things with kindness.
Entertainment Marketing ’21
My Starbucks order sounds uncomfortably pretentious.
Accounting & Finance ’21
Be yourself, work hard, have fun.
Communication Studies ’21
International Relations & English ’21
The world is loud. Be louder.
Finance & Business Intelligence ’20
Spice up your life, eat jalapenos.
English & Music Theater ’21
Probably crying over videos of dogs.
Communication Studies & English ’20
Harry Potter is actually my biography.
Graduate Tutors
Graduate Experimental Psychology
Haba na haba, hujaza kibaba.
Writing Studies Graduate Program
Drive it like you stole it.
Graduate Psychology
Glass ceilings become windows with views.
Graduate Experimental Psychology
The best versions are performed live.
Receptionists
Chemical Biology ’20
The letter Q is so dumb.
Risk Mgmt./Economics ’20
To the window to the wall.
Food Marketing ’21
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Biology & English ’21
We only aspire to become Cher.
English & Secondary Education ’20
Eat more plants, do better stuff.
Auxiliary Staff
Lion King, cornbread, pasta, Elton John, bubbles, fruit snacks
Pizza, target, teenage mutant ninja turtles, basketball, singing and dancing
Silly, funny, giggling, cheese, nice, jumping
Singing, Mac and cheese, dancing, dogs, coffee
Basketball, baseball, blue, dogs, tennis, Diet Coke